Weird lady down the street

I was driving down my street tonight and this weird old lady I always see walked straight into my car. I didn't hit her but she jumped back and spilled all her groceries in the snow. I parked and helped pick them up. It was nothing but a bunch of onions and lemon juice. I asked her what she was doing with so many onions and lemon juice and she told me come come inside her house but I told her I was in a rush. She said, she had a Chinese Dragon for me so I couldn't resist. I mean, who would pass up a Chinese Dragon?? Well anyways, we go inside and the lights were off and she told me to wait a minute. About 3 minutes later, which is a LONG time standing in the dark, the lights came on. I stood there in disbelief waiting for her to appear again. She didn't. I waited still looking around until I mustered up the courage to snoop at all the stuff in her place. About 5 minutes later, she still didn't appear from where ever she went so I figured I should shoot some photos. Well here they are. I was there for about 20 minutes when I figured I should leave. On my way out, she said, "Don't forget the dragon!!" and there it was. The second I picked it up, the lights went out again and so did I!! She said she knew I took photos but I was to never reveal where I was. I imagine this story to be fact!!!